My Rose Has Left Me by Mulligan & O’Hare
My Rose has left me, I’m in a mood,
She’s gone to Kenya with the bloke from Allied Carpets.
She wasn’t immunised – and that’s a legal requirement,
She’s increasingly slapdash since we bought that new hearthrug.
We couldn’t have children – but that didn’t stop us from trying,
We were turned down for adoption because of her bizarre appearance.
Oh, Rose how we loved you – but where are you now?
Alone with your salesman, you adulterous cow.
With grateful acknowledgement to mousehands.co.uk for audio.
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