Back in the day a top tip for slacker lads who’d just moved in with a new girlfriend used to be: clean the toilet. It would only take half a minute and would be certain to get noticed. It might even briefly fool her into believing you were housetrained …
After living with my wife for 25 years, however, this morning’s little effort isn’t going to fool her for a moment.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Dude, you got old? that’s iller than the Iliad, son. You probably remember, like, Adolf Stalin. You probably remember when bread was invented. Aweeesome, dude! Is it true when you get old that your is still good to go? Keep up the good work, O.A.P!
Wow – hilarious – thanks for sharing dude :-)